And you call me up again just to break me like a promise. So casually cruel in the name of being honest.

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Things I Say No To:

  1. Living in a dorm with a douche hole who doesn’t accept my lifestyle (or lack of one)
  2. Waking up before 10:00 am
  3. Doing anything slightly important before I have a nap and/or snack
  4. Putting make up back on for a late night booty calls
  5. Wearing a bra when we all know I have nipples.. it’s no secret
  6. Stuffing my face with beer to feel accepted as a college freshman
  7. Being in debt for life for an “experience.” I hate you all anyways
  8. Boys with girlfriends
  9. Any sort of beverage that lacks caffeine
  10. Boring people

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1000timesadayy:

Ilana Glazer is easily becoming my favorite woman in the media.

(Source: scarerants, via elanaiguana)

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cockfabric:

remember when nicki remixed single ladies and beyonce didn’t remove it from the internet

(Source: juliagillardsdildo, via shedoesntwearanywings)

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It’s not about who has been around the longest. It’s about who  came in and never left your side. 💕 Happy birthday to my dearest friend. We’ve been friends apart longer than we were friends together but you’re my soul mate nonetheless. Happy 2⃣0⃣! 🎉

It’s not about who has been around the longest. It’s about who came in and never left your side. 💕 Happy birthday to my dearest friend. We’ve been friends apart longer than we were friends together but you’re my soul mate nonetheless. Happy 2⃣0⃣! 🎉

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hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via oneheartoverthemoon)

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kpk, i want to love you but im tired

kpk, i want to love you but im tired

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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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evelynsmileees:

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

OHMYGOD

evelynsmileees:

hey-imgrump:

333333333333333339999999:

im laying in bed and i was laughing at this pic of macklemore and my ipad decided to freeze and now i feel like im laying next to macklemore in bed it feels like i slept with macklemore and im so scared

she keeps me warm

OHMYGOD

(Source: cumprices, via shedoesntwearanywings)

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virtual-artifacts:

Human skull decorated with a polychromic mosaic • Mixtec-Aztec, Mexico • 1300-1521 A.D. • Tessels of turquoise, hematite and tumbaga gold sheets • H. 14.5 cm • Private collection

virtual-artifacts:

Human skull decorated with a polychromic mosaic • Mixtec-Aztec, Mexico • 1300-1521 A.D. • Tessels of turquoise, hematite and tumbaga gold sheets • H. 14.5 cm • Private collection

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